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Mint Car
02:09
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Mint car.
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Crazy Boobies
04:47
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They only come out at night
They usually put up a fight
It's rare that they listen to reason given by
But if they're in the right mood
They'll treat like they should
They can take you to places
That most men just won't understand
Crazy boobies, I can only handle one at a time
Crazy boobies, don't nobody get outta line
Gravity isn't your friend
Which I'm sure you can understand
You can only attempt to contain
that which spoils demand
Climb aboard this rocket to hell
And embrace the horrors you befell
You're just a drop in the bucket teetering on the lip of well
You're just a drop in the bucket teetering on the lip of well
You're just a drop in the bucket teetering on the lip of well
You're just a drop in the bucket teetering on the lip of well
Crazy boobies, I can only handle one at a time
Crazy boobies, don't nobody get outta line
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Nicky Phonehome
02:33
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You were right to call tonight
Had it been last night it may have not been right
Now if it was last night
I guess a text would have been alright
but like I said tonight,
the communication device was right
Any way you cut it, I'm about-a nut it.
Take a back seat on the farm n' feed now shut it
It takes a grip of patience
To put one by a Nation
You know me by now, every week is shark week
Steady string companion
Facemask Ed O'Bannon
Clear the asphalt I'm wide open
Randy Breuer steady dopin'
Four more years of cleaning teepees
Nickarus says "Resee Piecees"
Nicky phonehome
Nicky phonehome
Nicky phonehome
Nicky phonehome
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Jared is different around girls.
He's so mean to me.
Fuck you Jared.
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Whippin' Shitties
01:54
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Whippin' shitties.
Round n' around n' around
Round n' around n' around
Round n' around n' around
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Under the Covers
03:02
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Let's get rad.
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Wanna French?
02:04
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(Skit)
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Kick Chad's Head
00:08
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Kick Chad's head.
Kick Chad's head.
Kick Chad's head.
Kick Chad's head.
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Boom Goes the Vaginamite
03:11
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I got 4 days left to wipe mi culo with this piece of legislation
I got 3 days left before they pull my frequent flyer priviligations
I got 2 days until my girl leaves me high and dry in a Speedo
I got 1 day left to keep it really really really really real.
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Boy you gotta get your mind right
Cuz boom goes the Vaginamite
I got sick on riverboat casino in East St. Louis
I think it was the pills I took mixing with the canned oxygen
Either that or the poor arch support that town is always known for
So I tried to get the barkeep to mix me up a Dr. Scholls and soda
I got caught stealing urinal cakes from the Bathroom of the Fallen
I ended up dropping one in my good friend's Tom Collins
I woke that morning with a brand spankin' new wave runner
But I dropped it off 4 years later to its sad rightful owner
Chorus
I rolled back to the Cam with my headphones on and my Discman
But the bartender noticed that my headphone cord was just danglin'
He threw me out on the street, I couldn't find a way to pardon him
So I grabbed a bag of trash and tossed it in the crowded beer garden
Chorus
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Let's Drink Drinks
04:45
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12. |
Thinking To Myself
01:23
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The Man Has Everything
02:11
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(Skit)
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War Torn Vaginer
03:19
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16. |
Never Again
00:46
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Never again...
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